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THAT SON OF A BITCH!  

2008-03-06 18:52:25|  分类: 借花献佛 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
        
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
        
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
        
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
        
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
        
Girl: He touched my breast.
        
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
        
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
     
 Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
     
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
     
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
   
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
   
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
   
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
 
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
 
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

Girl: But he had AIDS!!
   
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
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